An ad for rent-boys?

Can my imaginary friend open an account too?

Chances that this boat was built for a Middle East dictator that hasn’t had a chance to pick it up? Yes.

It’s a question for the ages really.

For those who don’t make reading the FT a regular weekend occurrence(you people disgust me), David Tang writes a “help” column for the FT.* This is global elite synergy all over. I’m looking forward to Martin Wolf appearing in a Louis Vuitton ad.

*I have a very strong feeling that Mr. Tang will be an upcoming LATFGE piece.

Tuscany is indeed quite beautiful. Be mindful of raptures though.

Article does not mention if one can use their own private plane. I expect heads to roll for this lapse.

Terra Cotta watches are vastly superior to regular old ceramic watches

I hadn’t seen the full page spread before. I still prefer Bono

Live for greatness? I live for Swissness